Snowbear.

My mother and I made this on Boxing Day. What draws the bear's wistful gaze to the west? A lost love perhaps? The setting sun? Only the bear knows.

I'm thankfull for not being shankfull.

Hastily drawn hand turkey says. . .

The greatest threat to the peace and security of the world is our perception of the greatest threats to the peace and security of the world.

Lycopersicephalectomy.

Citrus improves tea.

Who cares?! More delicious sauce!

Who knows where the time goes?

If I knew who had the time I'd kill them and take it.

Space Wolf.

State Fair!

Spin art. Mine is on the left. It's a picture of Erik, the first person I went to the fair with. Stephanie's is on the right. The guy that talked me into a Star Tribune subscription liked hers better. I agree.

War surplus!

Tires!

Deals!

None at all.

They make some good fertilizer.

A hungry pig will eat you in your sleep.

New wonder animals from Syria!

I got me about a thousand head.

Dear refuse collection specialist,

This was hilarious last night. . .

I sure did.

Drunken Munny.

This is a thing people do. This one is mine. Justin introduced me to these. He is organizing a Munny show in Kansas City this summer. There are a bunch more on the internets. View some other Munnies here.

Where else would you toss your goldfish?

The graphic work was my contribution to this sharp looking game.

Cola is good for you.

This now resides in the Vehelestat collection.

Nail-spiked bat toting orange.

Vitamin C YOU FULL OF HOLES, SUCKER!

Terror Crane will now take your order.

Terror Crane captures a banana.

The Sourest Lemon.

Love doesn't care if you poo on it.

The ravages of time and weather and people with Sharpies™.

Can you pick out the sticker that spent four years outside on a pole?

orange juice.

A carefree lifestyle.

Speaking of snakes. . . .

Thanks, Liz!

Difficult Color Snake